Dose of Digital

Amtrak Upgrades Wi-Fi Service on Trains – To…working?

Former Groupon Co-Founder Plans to Release An Album of Motivational Music – It’s 88% off when booked with a laser hair removal appointment!

Injectable Microscopic Robots Can Detect Threat of Blindness – I think, and this is just me going out on a limb here, that if you’re injecting robots into your eyes, blindness is the least of your problems.

iPhone Placebo Effect App Hopes to Change Patient Behavior – VC funding for pretend medicine? Where do I sign?

The Ultimate Video of People Being Idiots in Shopping Carts – Excuse me, Mr. Darwin? You have a phone call on line 2.

Plug In Herb Garden Grows The Plants Itself – Dude, like this thing is awesome, bro!

Digitas Health Finds Pharma Companies Lag on Social – Um….Duh?

New iOS App Diagnoses STDs – How exactly does one use this on a date?

GE Gets Lost In ‘The Matrix’ With New Hospital Ad – Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Kmart Wants You To Ship Your Pants – The first time I read this I misread ‘ship’

Foursquare for Android Now Greets Newcomers – In other news, people still use Foursquare?

Drone Fitted With Terrifying Claw – Ooooooh, the claw.

S Health Turns The Galaxy S4 Into a Full-Fledged Fitness Tracker – Sure, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Electronic Tattoo Monitors Symptoms Remotely – That tribal band on your arm indicates you have Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Hacked Kinect Helps Surgeons See Inside Patient’s Skull – What’s that big blank spot in the middle?

iPad App Teaches Surgeons As They Work – Malpractice: There’s an app for that.

Video Games May Aid Children With Dyslexia – Gamers of the world untie!

iOS App Diagnoses STDs – Talk about going viral.

Electronic Cigarette Blows Up In Man’s Mouth – So. Many. Jokes.

Cash Can Coax Dieters To Lose Weight – Shocker. Science finally catches up with reality television.